Sam: Dad, did you take baths in the 60’s?

Scot: Why yes I did Sam?

Sam: Is that the past?

Scot: Yes that is the past. I was born in 1965.

Sam: Are you really old then?

Scot: It depends on who you ask.

Sam: What do you think?

Scot: Well in a little over 2 years I will be 50 and that seems old, but I am not there yet.

Sam then started talking about cats and parachutes and wandered off.

Scot:  (to me)  Gotta love that autistic little mind of his…You know, I was feeling pretty good about myself before this whole conversation started!