Sam:  Every chef needs a good catch phrase. Mine is better than them all, it is Banack! (said with the same forcefulness as SEGA)

Sam found a pink princess wand that used to be Katie’s.

Sam:  Katie does not like this wand anymore.

Me:  You can have it then, if you want it.

Sam:  No, it is only for unicorn girls. They have bumps for feet and horns on their heads.

Me:  What else has bumps for feet?

Sam:  (in a manner that suggested I was incredibly stupid)   Horses and horse people.