12 Saturday Oct 2013
Posted in Joe Cool
Me: What are you doing in your agility class now?
Joey: We are playing games like dodge ball.
Scot: I thought dodge ball was not allowed in schools.
Joey: That is why it is now called “Avoid the Orb”.
Joey: Then we also play “Sprout Ball” and that is way more dangerous because it is everyone trying to get everyone.
Scot: I love the way teachers get around these limitations. Next they will outlaw running because you can get hurt.
22 Thursday Aug 2013
Posted in Joe Cool, TALES FROM THE DINING ROOM TABLE
Joey: The sky is all pink. That is really cool looking.
Scot: That is from the sun setting.
Joey: Oh now look, the sky is not as pink, but now the ground looks pink.
Katie: The ground at the Garden of the Gods always looks pinkish.
Joey: If I could go to the Garden of the Gods.
Me: You have been to the Garden of the Gods two times.
Joey: If I could spend an hour there.
Me: You have spent several hours there two different times.
Joey: Well, if I could do whatever I wanted, I would walk through all of the plants just to annoy people.
Me: What plants?
Scot: It is a bunch of rocks and you can walk all over them and climb them.
Me: I have pictures of you on those rocks. I have pictures of all of us on those rocks. Remember the picture of you that looks like you are holding up a huge rock.
Joey: Yes but those are red and not pink.
07 Wednesday Aug 2013
Posted in DRIVING ME CRAZY, Joe Cool
While driving to the University of Portland:
Joey: Did you just see that house? It was orange with red trim.
Me: I did not see it, but that sounds weird.
Joey: It was and I bet it attracts a lot of bugs.
Me: What?
Joey: Bugs like bright colors, that is why flowers are so bright.
