Katie:   (explaining what the spine is to Sam)  It connects your head to your butt.

Scot:  Hence the term butt-head.

Sam is super excited for game night tonight. He is excited because we borrowed the game “Smart Ass” from my parents and he is really looking forward to being able to say a bad word without getting in trouble. He has pointed to the box many times and asked each time if he was allowed to say that word. The kid is not a good reader yet, but he knows that word. Should be yet another interesting game night.

I woke up at about 4:00 AM and then woke Scot up to tell him the world had not ended. He did not think it was as nearly funny as I did.