C is for Cookie

27 Thursday Feb 2014

Sam: Mom, I just thought of some things you could add to the grocery list the next time you go shopping.

Me: What?

Sam: Cheetos and chocolate milk.

Joey: And Chex Mix.

Me: Well, I think we have all of the CH’s covered.

Gives New Meaning to the Term Freezer Burn.

18 Tuesday Feb 2014

Katie: Wouldn’t it be neat if we could bake things at a negative temperature?

Me: Like freezing or refrigerating?

Scot: (pointing to fridge) This is our negative oven.

09 Sunday Feb 2014

Scot and Sam built a snowman and I was just beginning to work on mine.

Me: Mine is better than yours.

Sam: That looks like Jabba the mess up Hutt.