Sam just asked me if I would turn on Big Bang Maxwell on Youtube. Took me a second to figure out that he meant Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. Awesome song.
Bang! Bang!
31 Thursday Jan 2013
Posted in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
Monthly Archives: January 2013
Go Steelers!
30 Wednesday Jan 2013
Posted in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
Standing in the checkout line at Freddy’s and there are two young men behind us. Both of them were wearing black stocking caps and both had scruffy beards (total hipster look). Sam turned around and asked them, “Are you guys stealers?” You just never know what is going to come out of his mouth. Everyone had a great laugh about that and they talked to Sam for quite a while. Nice couple of guys.
The first thing I thought was: What is he talking about? They are not wearing black and gold.
Kind of went off topic here.
25 Friday Jan 2013
Posted in TALES FROM THE DINING ROOM TABLE
Katie: Are there any crackers, oh here are some crackers. Well, they might be crackers.
Me: They might be giants.
Katie: Big friendly giant.
Scot: Green Giant. (sung to the tune of the Red Robin song)
Katie: Yum. (also sung)
Scot: Yum, yum, Bumblebee, Bumblebee tuna. (sung)
Katie: Oooh stream of consciousness conversation. Are you going to post this on Facebook too?
That’s deep.
25 Friday Jan 2013
Posted in WELCOME TO PLANET KATIE: POPULATION 1
Katie: I wish there was a spout that could attach to anything, where the spout is its own entity.
Alrighty then.
18 Friday Jan 2013
Posted in WELCOME TO PLANET KATIE: POPULATION 1
Katie: I have heard that apparently when a cat shows you its butthole, it is comfortable with you.
Um, no.
17 Thursday Jan 2013
Posted in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
Sam: I think that since Monday is so close to Saturday, we should get that day off from school too.
Can’t argue with that.
15 Tuesday Jan 2013
Posted in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
Sam: (on snowflakes) They look like swimming animals that look like snowflakes.
Freudian Slip
15 Tuesday Jan 2013
Posted in WELCOME TO PLANET KATIE: POPULATION 1
Katie: No wonder Freud was so messed up! He did cocaine!!!
Moron
15 Tuesday Jan 2013
Posted in TALES FROM THE DINING ROOM TABLE
Scot: The Rolling Stones are kind of unique.
Katie: Hey that’s an oxymoron. Oh they’re somewhat one of a kind.
The best part of warming up…
13 Sunday Jan 2013
Posted in TALES FROM THE DINING ROOM TABLE
Scot: Do I have to twist your arm to get you to agree to me making another pot of coffee?
Me: What are you going to give me if I say yes?
Scot: A cup of coffee.
Me: Well, I guess that will be OK then. (maybe I should have held out for more but coffee on a freezing cold day just sounded too good to pass up.)
