Sam just asked me if I would turn on Big Bang Maxwell on Youtube. Took me a second to figure out that he meant Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. Awesome song.
Standing in the checkout line at Freddy’s and there are two young men behind us. Both of them were wearing black stocking caps and both had scruffy beards (total hipster look). Sam turned around and asked them, “Are you guys stealers?” You just never know what is going to come out of his mouth. Everyone had a great laugh about that and they talked to Sam for quite a while. Nice couple of guys.
The first thing I thought was: What is he talking about? They are not wearing black and gold.
Katie: Are there any crackers, oh here are some crackers. Well, they might be crackers.
Me: They might be giants.
Katie: Big friendly giant.
Scot: Green Giant. (sung to the tune of the Red Robin song)
Katie: Yum. (also sung)
Scot: Yum, yum, Bumblebee, Bumblebee tuna. (sung)
Katie: Oooh stream of consciousness conversation. Are you going to post this on Facebook too?
Katie: I wish there was a spout that could attach to anything, where the spout is its own entity.
Katie: I have heard that apparently when a cat shows you its butthole, it is comfortable with you.
Sam: I think that since Monday is so close to Saturday, we should get that day off from school too.
Sam: (on snowflakes) They look like swimming animals that look like snowflakes.
Katie: No wonder Freud was so messed up! He did cocaine!!!
Scot: The Rolling Stones are kind of unique.
Katie: Hey that’s an oxymoron. Oh they’re somewhat one of a kind.