16 Friday Jan 2015
Posted in TALES FROM THE DINING ROOM TABLE
Scot: If only there was a pillow that was endorsed by the American Pillow Association.
Me: Maybe it would help with your moderate to severe plaguing sleeplessness. You might not have to take the drugs that cause you to have bouts of uncontrollable gambling in your sleep.
07 Wednesday Jan 2015
Posted in TALES FROM THE DINING ROOM TABLE
(While sitting around the table working on a jigsaw puzzle)
Me: I am looking for a piece with a bicycle on it.
Joey: Bikes are acoustic motorcycles.
Scot: What are you talking about?
Joey: Bikes are acoustic motorcycles.
Katie: This is our family on puzzles.
Scot: Imagine what we would be like on drugs.
All of us started singing: It’s all about the drugs, bout the drugs…
07 Wednesday Jan 2015
Posted in WELCOME TO PLANET KATIE: POPULATION 1
Katie: I am not totally inept at putting on a fitted sheet.
Me: You are not inept at it?
Katie: Well, not totally.
Me: How long did it take you to put on the sheet?
Katie: About 5 minutes. I had to use trial and error. I had no idea if the seams went under the mattress or on the corners.
Overheard at the Craighead House 