I win.

22 Tuesday Feb 2011

Sam: Dad how come you are older than Mom but she is smarter than you?

Scot: I tell ya, I get no respect.

I love my son.

Your house is on fire and your children will burn.

04 Friday Feb 2011

Sitting here and all of a sudden realized a ladybug was on my arm.

Me: look there is a ladybug on me.

Sam: Hey that is my ladybug. I had him first.

I gladly gave it back. At least I know that Sam will no longer have aphids.