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Monthly Archives: December 2011

Huh?

31 Saturday Dec 2011

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Sam:  I am a miracle worker because I am an ornament!

Certainly some uncertain certainty.

28 Wednesday Dec 2011

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Scot:  Do you know what Heizenberg’s uncertainty principal is?
Katie:  I don’t know if I know or not.
Scot:  … blah blah blah double slit blah blah blah observer blah blah blah particles…
Katie: Oh now I remember.
Joey:  Dad, what are you guys talking about?
And it started all over again.  Poor kid walked right into that one.
Me:  Gotta keep the nerdiness flowing. Spread it all around…..
 
 

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Slitherin’

26 Monday Dec 2011

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Sam got several stuffed animal snakes for Christmas:

Me:  Do you remember who gave you each of those snakes?

Sam:  The eastern coral snake and the rhino snake were from Santa.  The viper was from Chelsea.

I just thought one was red, yellow and black, one was brown with a funky pattern, and one had horns.  Silly me.

!#/bin/bash.sh

23 Friday Dec 2011

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Scot is typing like a mad man on his computer.

Me: What are you doing?

Scot: I am writing code.

Me: Why?

Scot: Because it is what I do.

UGH!!!!!!!

I think I just got hosed.

20 Tuesday Dec 2011

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Scot and the boys were watching TV in my room and I was watching something that was of the non animated superhero variety in the family room. When I finally went in to go to bed, Joey was asleep in my spot. I tried to wake him up and he either said something about cereal or he was speaking in tongues and he was not waking up. I decided to wait a little bit and come back. I went back about 5 minutes later and he got up and headed for bed saying goodnight on the way out. I just got settled in and then my door opened and in came Joey with the vacuum cleaner hose wrapped around his neck (we have a built in vacuum system so this is a really long hose). He then dropped it in the doorway and climbed over me and laid back down. I did not have the energy to get him to leave again.  Needless to say, the bed was a bit overcrowded last night.

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