Does Anybody Really Know What Time it is?

19 Friday Dec 2014

Sam: DAD! DAD!

Scot: (Wakes up and looks around – sees Sam standing next to the bed holding the alarm clock) What Sam?

Sam: What time does this alarm clock say?

Scot: 2:12 AM

Sam: Are you supposed to be awake or sleeping at that time?

Scot: Sleeping.

Sam: Well, what are you going to do now?

Scot: Go back to sleep.

Sam: Okay.

Leave it to Malcolm

14 Sunday Dec 2014

Katie: What decade is Leave it to Beaver from?

Scot: The 50’s.

Katie: I thought it was the 90’s

Scot: No, it was black and white.

Katie: Oh I keep getting it mixed up with Malcolm in the Middle.

09 Tuesday Dec 2014

Katie: Hey Sam, I got to sing Queen of the Night in Bauman today.

Sam: How many people did you annoy?

Katie: None.

Sam: Was there even anyone watching?

Katie: Yes.

Sam: How could they not have been annoyed? That song is so annoying, there is no way that they were not annoyed.