28 Monday Oct 2013
Posted in TALES FROM THE DINING ROOM TABLE
Joey was teasing Scot about being old.
Scot: You know, I brought you into this world and I can take you out.
Me: YOU brought him into this world?
Scot: Well, I have to admit that your mom did most of the work.
Katie: Yeah, you just did the fun part.
Me: (Fingers in my ears) LA LA LA LA LA…
Scot: I would have expected that out of Joey’s mouth, but never yours Katie.
Me: I am leaving now.
20 Sunday Oct 2013
Sam: Hey Joey, what if a duck from Alaska told Mickey Mouse that Megaman and Stretchy Urchin are trying to take over the world?
Joey: He would gather his friends and stop them.
Sam: What if that duck from Alaska said, “I am a genius and I made some costumes that give people super powers?” He helped Pluto and he now has a spring tail. What if he gave Mickey the choice to either defy gravity and be able to fly like a helicopter or to have telekinesis?
Joey: That would be cool.
Then Sam ran off.
15 Tuesday Oct 2013
Posted in DRIVING ME CRAZY, THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
Sam: What is a suck-up?
Katie: Someone who tells you nice things just to get you to do things for them.
Sam: What is a buzz-kill?
Me: Someone who sucks the fun out of everything. A person who always ruins the fun that others are having.
Sam: What is an egomaniac?
Katie: Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else and who lets everyone know that.
Me: Where did you hear these words?
Sam: From my mind.
13 Sunday Oct 2013
Posted in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
Sam: Dad, which ice cream do you like better; chocolate or chocolate road?
12 Saturday Oct 2013
Posted in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
Sam: Katie, you should get a bullet proof corset.
Katie: Why?
Sam: In case you get shot.
12 Saturday Oct 2013
Posted in Joe Cool
Me: What are you doing in your agility class now?
Joey: We are playing games like dodge ball.
Scot: I thought dodge ball was not allowed in schools.
Joey: That is why it is now called “Avoid the Orb”.
Joey: Then we also play “Sprout Ball” and that is way more dangerous because it is everyone trying to get everyone.
Scot: I love the way teachers get around these limitations. Next they will outlaw running because you can get hurt.
Overheard at the Craighead House 