Me:  Katie, come sit on the toilet.

Katie: Why?

Me:  You just need to sit on the new toilet.

Joey:  Why do they want you to sit on the toilet?

Katie:  Because they are being stupid.  (Katie sits)  This is too tall, I hate it.

Joey:  (Tries out toilet)  This is tall.

Scot:  It is a man size toilet.

Katie:  Your feet are not supposed to dangle.

Joey:  Dangling feet is a good thing.

Katie:  Not when you’re pooping.  Or playing a wind instrument.

Scot:  Why would you play your trumpet while sitting on the toilet?

Katie:  I don’t, all of the chairs in the band room are too tall.  All chairs outside of elementary schools are too tall.

Katie:  Guess what song is stuck in my head.

Me:  (singing) Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama…

Katie: NO!  The theme to Steins;gate.

Me: Okay

Katie:  I like how Japanese rock songs use chromatic mediants to modulate.

Scot:  I have no idea what you are talking about.

Me:  Me neither, you are using music geek speak again.

Katie: It’s in the theme to… to… to… to…

Scot:  Steins;gate?

Katie:  NO!  No Game No Life, but that too.

Scot:  Now I am really lost.

Me:  You are welcome for the new song stuck in your head.

Scot:  Once when I was driving my old red Pinto–that car really was a piece of crap–

Katie:  Well, when you name a car after a bean…

Me:  It is named after a horse not a bean.

Katie:  There is a horse called a pinto?

Katie:  I am not totally inept at putting on a fitted sheet.

Me:  You are not inept at it?

Katie:  Well, not totally.

Me:  How long did it take you to put on the sheet?

Katie:  About 5 minutes.  I had to use trial and error.  I had no idea if the seams went under the mattress or on the corners.

Katie:  What decade is Leave it to Beaver from?

Scot:  The 50’s.

Katie:  I thought it was the 90’s

Scot:  No, it was black and white.

Katie:  Oh I keep getting it mixed up with Malcolm in the Middle.

Katie:  I found out an easy way to refill the little soy sauce jar.  You just unscrew the lid and then you can pour it in.

Scot:  I knew that.

Scot: (Laughing)  Yeah you don’t have to pour it into the tiny hole.

Me:  It is kind of like a spout that is its own entity.

Katie:  Yeah, I looked inside it and saw the grooves and realized that you could unscrew the lid.

Me:  WOW, how did they ever think of something like that.