I was at the store and found some Nerds jelly beans on sale:
Me: All of the Easter candy is on sale.
Scot: You should have looked for chocolate.
Me: There was only the cheap waxy kind.
Scot: I was hoping that they had some of the little chocolate footballs.
[insert laughter here]
Me: Those are eggs, not footballs.
Scot: I have always wondered why they had chocolate footballs for Easter.
See what I have to live with????????