25 Sunday Nov 2012
Posted in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
Me: Sam would you like to put the angel on the top of the tree?
Sam: A dog?
Scot: No. An angel.
Sam: The dog?
Me: Oh. No Sam not Grandma’s dog Angel, an angel with wings.
Sam: Is it a real angel?
24 Saturday Nov 2012
Posted in TALES FROM THE DINING ROOM TABLE
Family game night just keeps getting worse. Tonight it was Trivial Pursuit and the question was: What does a man suffering from diphallic terata have?
I was asking the question and my 13 year old son answered it correctly. He said he just dissected the word. Who knew?
20 Tuesday Nov 2012
Posted in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
Sam: It’s ten o’clock!
Scot: Do you know where your children are?
Sam: In the future.
13 Tuesday Nov 2012
Posted in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SAM
I walked away from the computer to fill up my glass of iced tea and was out of ear shot.
Sam: Are you done?
Katie: She just went to fill up her tea.
Sam: Well, that’s technically a yes then. (He then proceeds to take over the computer.)
07 Wednesday Nov 2012
Posted in WELCOME TO PLANET KATIE: POPULATION 1
Katie was laying across two dining chairs and resting her chin on the table to read the laptop:
Me: You are so weird.
Katie: Why do you think that I am weird other than the fact that I am?
Overheard at the Craighead House 