Sam loves to ask questions along the lines of: What would (insert superhero here) do if a villian (insert random bad act here).

Sam:  Dad, what would Batman do if a villain was running over people with a motorcycle?

Scot:  He would put signs up all over Gotham City that said “No Motor Cycles Allowed.”

Sam:  Da-ad, I said he was a villain and a villain would not pay attention to signs like that.

Scot:  You are right Sam and that is a concept that a lot of adults I know don’t understand.