07 Sunday Sep 2014
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Katie: I found out an easy way to refill the little soy sauce jar. You just unscrew the lid and then you can pour it in.
Scot: I knew that.
Scot: (Laughing) Yeah you don’t have to pour it into the tiny hole.
Me: It is kind of like a spout that is its own entity.
Katie: Yeah, I looked inside it and saw the grooves and realized that you could unscrew the lid.
Me: WOW, how did they ever think of something like that.
22 Tuesday Jul 2014
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Me: (Asking Katie about where her classroom is in the building) At the top of the stairs, do you turn left or right?
Katie: The close one.
Me: What?
Katie: It is the close one.
Me: But do you turn to the left or to the right to get to the close one?
Katie: I don’t know. I just go to the closest door.
(At the top of these stairs, she can only go left or right not forward)
05 Saturday Jul 2014
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Me: Did you have fun yesterday?
Katie: Yes, we went to the rodeo.
Me: How did you like the rodeo?
Katie: It was different than I expected.
Me: What made it different?
Katie: It was more like a monster truck rally with horses.
Me: That sounds like a rodeo to me.
05 Thursday Jun 2014
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Katie: Is ganache chocolate shavings?
Me: No it is like a liquid. Thick kind of like pudding or icing.
Katie: What are chocolate shavings called then?
Me: Those are called chocolate shavings. Or you can call it shaved chocolate.
23 Sunday Mar 2014
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(Listening to Tiny Dancer)
Katie: Is it true that when you were a teenager, you all thought that this song said.”hold me closer Tommy Danza?”
Me: I never thought that.
Katie: I thought everyone sang the wrong lyrics.
Me: I knew it was Tiny Dancer. Who is Tommy Danza? (Yes I knew who she meant)
Katie: Some actor that teenagers liked when you were young.
Me: Oh you mean Tony Danza?
Katie: I don’t know who he is.
Me: I wasn’t all that in to him anyway. He’s no Andrew McCarthy.
09 Sunday Mar 2014
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Katie: Is the hour already missing or does it go missing later?
18 Tuesday Feb 2014
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Katie: Wouldn’t it be neat if we could bake things at a negative temperature?
Me: Like freezing or refrigerating?
Scot: (pointing to fridge) This is our negative oven.
14 Saturday Sep 2013
Scot: Have you heard of people having naturally violet eyes?
Me: I have heard something like that before. Why?
Scot: Katie was telling me about people having violet eyes.
Katie: Elizabeth Taylor has violet eyes. Did you know that she is also an actress?
Me: UM Yes? That is what she is famous for.
Katie: I just thought she was famous for making make-up and perfume and stuff.
Scot: She is known for being a beautiful movie star.
Scot: I heard that Bach wrote some songs too.
13 Friday Sep 2013
Katie and I were discussing cat breeds.
Katie: I like the Scottish Fold.
Me: I like the ragdoll.
Katie: Whenever I see the ragdoll cat I think of that song by Van Halen.
Me: Van Halen has a song about cats?
Katie: No the song Rag Doll.
Me: I don’t know a song called Rag Doll by Van Halen.
Katie: You know: (singing) Rag doll livin’ in a movie. Hot tramp, daddy’s little cutie…
Me: I have never heard a song like that from Van Halen and I used to have all of their albums.
Katie: You have never heard that song?
Me: I heard the version of it by Aerosmith.
Katie: OH! I really thought that was Van Halen.
13 Friday Sep 2013
Katie: (While driving into the driveway) Oh look! The little one is getting hairy too.
Luckily I knew exactly what she was talking about. The smallest corn stalk finally is getting some corn on it.
