Katie:  (While driving into the driveway)  Oh look!  The little one is getting hairy too.

Luckily I knew exactly what she was talking about.  The smallest corn stalk finally is getting some corn on it.

Katie:  They had Sriracha to put on the hot dogs.

Me:  What is Sriracha exactly?

Katie:  It is like an Asian Texaco sauce.

Me:  (At this point I am thinking a mixture of barbecue and taco sauce or some type of Asian gasoline)  Texaco sauce?

Katie:  You know, that really hot sauce.

Me:  (Laughing) That would be Tabasco sauce.

Katie:  Oh, I knew it started with a T and ended with CO.

Katie:  Hey look, we’re following the white stuff.  It looks like somebody tried to snort crack out the window. I probably shouldn’t have said that with Sam in the car.  Don’t do drugs, they are bad for you.

Picked up Katie from rehearsal last night.  About 30 minutes into driving home from Vancouver and after stopping to grab dinner:

Katie:  Did you notice that the camel was wearing a hat?

Me:  What?

Katie:  The camel in the window.  It was wearing a hat.

Me:  What window?

Katie:  The window by the door.

Me:  The door to where?

Katie:  The church.

Me:  There is a camel in the church?

Katie:  It is not a real camel.

Me: And it is wearing a hat?

Katie: Yes.

Me:  Nope, I didn’t notice.

One day in an abandoned parking lot:

Scot took Katie out for the second time to drive in circles around a building. Katie was driving along and then stopped the car and when I say stopped, I really mean stomped on the brake really hard causing Scot to have his third heart attack in a 20 minute period. She then sneezed and started driving again. I would hate to be following behind her on the road when she happens to pass by some pollen.