Sam: Dad, if our founding fathers came back to life, do you think they would get plastic surgery?
Scot: I don’t know. Why would they want to?
Sam: Because they would all be decayed looking.
Scot: Well then it would make sense that they would want plastic surgery.
Sam: Do you think that they would get crowns on their teeth too?
Me: Of course, because their wooden teeth would have rotted away by now.