Sam:  I need a piece of paper and something to write with. Quick!

Me:  What are you doing?

Sam:  Learning Japanese.

Scot and I:  (singing in unison)  “I think I’m learning Japanese, I think I’m learning Japanese, I really think so.”

Sam:  You know that is not funny, right?

Scot and I:  (in unison)  Yes it is.