Sam:  What do you think Optimus Prime would think if he found a store that only sells scams and their motto is, “we put the fun in no refunds?”

Scot:  That is funny.

Sam:  I wonder what it would be like to be you.

Me:  I would love to spend an hour in your mind, because you think so differently than I do.

Sam:  Do you think that is an appropriated slogan, because all they sell are scams?   All of the spiders I encounter are harmless to humans.

Me:  Because spiders and scams go well together.

Sam:  Well, you wanted to spend an hour in my mind.

Scot:  Touche!