Sam: Do you know about wolverines?
Katie: Yes. They have metal claws that come out from between their knuckles.
Sam: AARRRGGGGHHHH! You just don’t understand, I give up.
Katie: I was just kidding. It was a joke.
Sam: Wolverines are actually real. They are the largest member of the weasel family.
Scot: I did not even know that they were a type of weasel.
Sam: Did you know that badgers are weasels and that most weasels are very aggressive?
Scot: They are so aggressive they will attack a cobra.
Sam: Honey badgers are immune to snake venom.
Scot: Is that why honey badgers don’t care?
Katie: Did you know that the weasel in “Pop Goes the Weasel” is actually a winter coat and a man is trying to pawn it off to buy a night out on the town?
Sam: Did you know that wolverines smell better than humans?
Scot: They don’t stink as bad as humans?
Sam: No Dad, the have better smell detectors. Their receptors are freaking huge.