Sam:  Do you know about wolverines?

Katie:  Yes.  They have metal claws that come out from between their knuckles.

Sam:  AARRRGGGGHHHH!  You just don’t understand, I give up.

Katie:  I was just kidding.  It was a joke.

Sam:  Wolverines are actually real.   They are the largest member of the weasel family.

Scot:  I did not even know that they were a type of weasel.

Sam:  Did you know that badgers are weasels and that most weasels are very aggressive?

Scot:  They are so aggressive they will attack a cobra.

Sam:  Honey badgers are immune to snake venom.

Scot:  Is that why honey badgers don’t care?

Katie: Did you know that the weasel in “Pop Goes the Weasel” is actually a winter coat and a man is trying to pawn it off to buy a night out on the town?

Sam:  Did you know that wolverines smell better than humans?

Scot:  They don’t stink as bad as humans?

Sam:  No Dad, the have better smell detectors.  Their receptors are freaking huge.

 

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