Me:  Sorry, my southern comes out sometimes.

Scot:  I cannot stand that Okie from the skokee accent.  Yours is not like that.

Me:  It’s Muskokee not the skokee.

Katie:  A girl with a southern accent is fine to me, but I cannot stand a guy with a southern accent.

Sam:  Why can you not even stand a guy with a southern accent?  Is it because of Nickelback?  (Katie really really really does not like the lead singer’s voice and makes this very well known to all of us)

Katie:  No Sam, Nickelback is from Canada.

Scot:  There is nothing worse than a Canadian with a southern drawl.