Sam:  Is your wedding ring real?

Me:  Yes.

Sam:  If we could figure out how to get that diamond out of the ring, we could sell it and get a lot of money.

Me:  I am not selling my diamond.

Sam:  We could sell it for a million dollars.  We could buy all kinds of fun things.

Me:  Sam, my diamond is not worth a million dollars.  It is nowhere near that expensive and if it was, I would not wear it in public.

Sam:  Mo-om, diamonds are the most precious stones on Earth. They are worth a lot of money. You just don’t know what it is worth.

Me:  I am still not going to sell my diamond.

Sam:  You just don’t get it.

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