Sam: Is your wedding ring real?
Sam: If we could figure out how to get that diamond out of the ring, we could sell it and get a lot of money.
Me: I am not selling my diamond.
Sam: We could sell it for a million dollars. We could buy all kinds of fun things.
Me: Sam, my diamond is not worth a million dollars. It is nowhere near that expensive and if it was, I would not wear it in public.
Sam: Mo-om, diamonds are the most precious stones on Earth. They are worth a lot of money. You just don’t know what it is worth.
Me: I am still not going to sell my diamond.
Sam: You just don’t get it.