Me: He looks like Drew Carey.
Scot: Yes he kind of does.
Me: I wonder if his name is Andrew or just Drew.
Scot: Andrew sounds like the name of a boy who would get beat up.
Me: No one would dare beat up Andrew McCarthy.
Scot: Andrew McCarthy is the one person your mom would dump me for.
Me: In a heartbeat.
Katie: Isn’t Andrew McCarthy that guy who made the list of communists?
Me: She means that other McCarthy guy.
Scot: Oh Senator Joseph McCarthy.
Katie: I thought his name was Andrew.
Me: Andrew McCarthy is so much better looking.