Sam came over and sat next to me.

Sam:  I just farted.

Me:  Thanks for sharing.

Sam: I just farted again (laughing)

Me:  Is farting funny?

Sam:  Yes.  Would that be bad for our military?

Me: Farting?

Sam:  No, if someone hit one of our submarines with a nuclear bomb.

Me:  Yes that would be very bad.

Sam:  We used a nuclear bomb in the 40’s to end the war.  They must have had really advanced technology and really advanced computer systems back in the 40’s

Me:  Actually we are more technologically advanced now than they were in the 40’s.

Sam:  What if what they are telling you about the 40’s is not the truth?  What if they were a super advanced society?  You don’t know, you were not there.