Sam just walked into the room and started talking to Scot:
Sam: Was there cherry cola in that time?
Sam: What time?
Scot: The time you were just talking about.
Sam: Would cavemen like cherry coke?
Me: We are talking about cavemen now?
Scot: I have no idea. I can’t keep up.
Sam: What if you were in an ocean that had only firanhas (piranhas)? AND they are all naked.
Scot: That would be scary.
Sam: What would you do if they were all pixillated?
Sam: Have you ever seen a rapping toilet? (he is laughing hysterically) What if the universe had another universe at the end of the universe?
Scot: I don’t know. I just don’t know. Maybe you should go ask your sister and see what she thinks.
Me: I need a drink.
Scot: Me too.