Sam just walked into the room and started talking to Scot:

Sam: Was there cherry cola in that time?

Scot:  Sure.

Sam: What time?

Scot: The time you were just talking about.

Sam:  Would cavemen like cherry coke?

Me:  We are talking about cavemen now?

Scot:  I have no idea.  I can’t keep up.

Sam: What if you were in an ocean that had only firanhas (piranhas)? AND they are all naked.

Scot: That would be scary.

Sam:  What would you do if they were all pixillated?

Scot: What?

Sam: Have you ever seen a rapping toilet? (he is laughing hysterically)  What if the universe had another universe at the end of the universe?

Scot:  I don’t know.  I just don’t know.  Maybe you should go ask your sister and see what she thinks.

Me:  I need a drink.

Scot:  Me too.