Sam: Hey Mom, would you like to be rich?
Me: Sure. I guess that would be kind of cool.
Sam: I know how to become rich. You just need to invent something. I am going to invent Flashlight Parrot. It is like a real parrot only without the hassles, like being loud and bird poop and stuff like that. Wouldn’t that be a good invention?
Me: That sounds like a good invention.
Sam: She can be your best friend and when you push a button she will light up. She is going to have a built in GPS, so that she doesn’t get lost. It will cost $19.99. Does that sound like a good price?
Me: That is just under $20, so it is not too expensive.
Sam: You can’t invent something called butt paper, because that is just a rip-off of toilet paper.
Me: That would not be a good idea.
Sam: I am going to make a video on how to be rich. Dad, would you watch that video?
Scot: Yes, I would definitely watch it.
Sam: What would you invent?
Scot: I would invent a computer program or game. I know how to do that.
Sam: Well, you do work with computers all day. I want a sandwich for lunch. Would you make me a sandwich? Would you buy the boogie bot? It is only $17.99. It dances because it has a boogie chip. That is new technology. (then off he goes to wait for a sandwich.)