Sam: Dad what does vegan mean?
Scot: That is someone who is a vegetarian, they won’t eat meat, but they also will not use anything that is made from animals like leather.
Sam: What about farts? Farts come from animals.
Scot: Well, Vegans fart too because vegetables can make you fart. But people don’t use farts for anything.
Sam: I can think of some good uses for farts.
Scot: I am sure you can.
Sam: What does parallel mean?
Sam: I need an Otter Pop. (off he goes)