Homeward Bound was on TV.

Joey:  I don’t think that the animals are capable of going across the country to find their family.

Katie:  I don’t think that the animals are capable of talking.

Scot: I loved that movie when I was a little kid. I think I was 6 when I saw it.

Katie:  Was the video quality any good back then?

Scot:  Yes, they had movies and actors and even animals when I was a kid.

Grandma:  But. according to our kids, that was in prehistoric times.

Me:  Weren’t you from that time?

Grandma:  Ah.  No!!!

Me:  Scot said that you didn’t have electricity or running water.

Scot:  Didn’t you also have to write recipes on stone tablets?

Me:  While running from dinosaurs?

Grandma:  YOU ARE OUT OF THE WILL!

Scot:  You can’t change the will. It’s carved in STONE!

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