I was at the store and found some Nerds jelly beans on sale:

Me:  All of the Easter candy is on sale.

Scot:  You should have looked for chocolate.

Me:  There was only the cheap waxy kind.

Scot:  I was hoping that they had some of the little chocolate footballs.

[insert laughter here]

Me:  Those are eggs, not footballs.

Scot:  I have always wondered why they had chocolate footballs for Easter.

See what I have to live with????????