Scot picked up McDonalds tonight for the boys and Sam was eating his cheeseburger which he requested plain:

Katie:  (looking suspiciously at Sam’s burger)  It looks like there is no meat.

Sam:  There isnt’t any meat, but I like it that way.

HELLO – a plain cheeseburger means cheese AND burger on a bun with nothing else.  Who orders a cheeseburger without the burger?