In the car on the way to trumpet lessons:
Katie: Mom, do stick shift cars even have a steering wheel?
Me: (Laughing hysterically) Um yeeeesssssss!!!
(MORE and MORE LAUGHING!!!!!!!)
Katie: Well, I hear kids talking about how hard it is to drive a stick shift so I thought that the car was controlled with just a joystick instead of a steering wheel.
(MORE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER!!!!!)
Katie: So do they make certain cars in stick and non-stick?
I lost it. (Tears rolling down my cheeks.)